KICK OFF IS 3; warm up starts at 2.10 so if you need to faff, get there earlier. Lifts are being organised on Whatsapp - sort one out sharpish if you haven’t already and tip your driver.
After 2pm, first person to talk about fun train is on shirts. Heads need to be on the game until we’ve won. If no one mentions it, it’ll be DOTD or game of 5s between the drivers.
Post-match: Number ones (socks and club ties now available behind the bar for the low low price of £10 and £15 respectively - get them before Club Dinner). There may be an element of fancy dress - I’m just checking whether it’ll get us arrested.
Any questions or concerns, please let Captain Hamchop know (07429 451237).