KICK OFF IS 2.30; warm up starts at 1.30 so if you need to faff, get there earlier.
Last one to arrive is on shirts; last one to confirm is sweeping both changing rooms.
Post-match: Number ones (socks and club ties now available behind the bar for the low low price of £10 and £15 respectively).
Any questions or concerns, please let Captain Hamchop know (07429 451237).
2nd XVMorganians